dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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