Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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