There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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