used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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