Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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