I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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You. Win. At. Life.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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