Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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