i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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