I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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