u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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