So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
