Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
