At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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