you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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