Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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