Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
it was like eating out sand paper
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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