I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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