She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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