If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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