is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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