we're blogging at a bar
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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