4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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