Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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