You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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