Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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