goodnight i made you a song goodbye
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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