that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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