I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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