U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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