I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I need a burrito and a hug.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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