are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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