god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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