i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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