Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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