Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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