well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Green mimosas i think yes
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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