so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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