you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My pussy is not your playground.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
