Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
