I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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