i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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