Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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