i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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