Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
