Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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