everyone is single if you try hard enough
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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