I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
he shaved USA in his pubs
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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