This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I deserve this hangover.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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