Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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