i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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