found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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