I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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