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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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