Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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